Blogger's tan

Blogger's Tan (noun): the line one acquires when one is sitting in one's lawn chair on the beach scrolling down Tumblr with one's laptop sat on one's lap. Is mostly confined to tops of one's legs and is clearly noticeable and distinguishable by the uniquely square white splotches on one's inner thigh. Often accompanied by a rather nasty raccoon eye from sunglasses or unseemly flip-flop lines on one's feet. 


After all my years of spending the first two weeks of summer on the beach, you'd think that I'd learn not to take the laptop, or to at least wear a bit of sun screen when I wanted to lay out-- I actually quite enjoy a nice tan, when I'm motivated enough to actually lay out (but there's really not a comfortable position unless you just go to sleep, and then you'd have to rotate me and.. we're not going to get into that.) Any who. While I don't normally burn-- I swear, for a white girl, I'm impressively sun resistant-- I did this last week-- I'm cursing the sun, truly I am-- and just, really I'm not feeling it, guys. Not feeling the sun.
I'm rambling, I think it's the pain meds-- you thought I was kidding, didn't you. I'm literally so high right now it's not funny (i have remarkably low tolerance for Tylenol).
I'm going,
Rhea.


[I leave you with a summer song:) {x.}